About Me

I’ve been into Western books and movies since I was a kid.

I know the Wild West has been heavily romanticized, and that life for most people was total shit (racism, misogyny, disease, short lifespans, total lack of hygiene…). But I still find something irresistible about that age of horses, guns, and gunslinger style.

I’ve spent most of my own life hanging around horses and writing. You name it, I’ve written it – countless newspaper articles, business blogs, website copy, short stories, fiction, ads, angsty poetry. My job is a fancy combination of content writing and data analysis for a web design agency.

I’m legit surprised that I didn’t think up this website sooner.

These reviews are my opinions. I don’t care if you disagree with them; that’s your opinion. Make your own damn website.

I’m in no way an expert on film, or TV, or even on Westerns. I can’t spend four hours talking about the way a scene was shot (and that sounds super boring, pass). I’m not a film snob, either. I like a lot of shit other people think is stupid.

Case and point: Westerns. I F*CKING LOVE WESTERNS.

That’s why we’re here. So saddle up and let’s get at ‘er. 🍻

Praise for Pam

You know you can trust her opinion because she’s got a website.

Pam’s boyfriend, David

60% of the time she’s right every time. Now, I was promised a carrot?

Pam’s horse, Dexter

I wish she had a show so we could both hear AND see her brilliance.

Said No One, Ever