Blood Meridian

I’m clearly not McCarthy’s target audience because this book was the absolute worst.

Hour of the Gun

It hurts to say it, but this is a terrible James Garner Western.


Do yourselves a favour and don’t watch this! But read my review, because I’m still awesome.


Even Salma Hayek doing dressage can’t save this crushing disappointment.

Dodge City

It’s the kind of bad that you have to see, just so you can say you saw it.

Wild Wild West

This movie shouldn’t be allowed to call itself a Western.