Paint Your Wagon

There is no good reason to suffer through watching this musical Western. None.

Prophet Annie

This paranormal Western gives me the NO feeling in a big way.

Cowboy Up

Run, don’t walk, away from this movie. Even Kiefer Sutherland can’t save it.

Blood Meridian

I’m clearly not McCarthy’s target audience because this book was the absolute worst.

Hour of the Gun

It hurts to say it, but this is a terrible James Garner Western.


Do yourselves a favour and don’t watch this! But read my review, because I’m still awesome.


Even Salma Hayek doing dressage can’t save this crushing disappointment.