If you’re wondering about Judd Nelson in a Western, don’t. Don’t do it.
I’m clearly not McCarthy’s target audience because this book was the absolute worst.
It hurts to say it, but this is a terrible James Garner Western.
This book tries to be too many things, and succeeds at being none.
Do yourselves a favour and don’t watch this! But read my review, because I’m still awesome.
Even Salma Hayek doing dressage can’t save this crushing disappointment.
It’s the kind of bad that you have to see, just so you can say you saw it.
This movie shouldn’t be allowed to call itself a Western.