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Movies and books are types of art, and art is subjective. But at the end of the day, this art was f*cking terrible and I want my money back.
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December 7, 2021

A Man Called Sledge

A half-baked Spaghetti Western flop that you should avoid like half-baked spaghetti.
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three chestnut quarter horse mares swarming the author against a green metal gate
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October 9, 2021

The Wild Bunch

This supposed top-10 Western is self-indulgent and doesn't live up to the hype.
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TV Shows |
August 20, 2021

Into the West

An epic Western miniseries that does nothing with its talented cast.
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Movies |
August 2, 2021

Shalako

Connery gives a flat and unenjoyable performance in this disappointing Western.
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Movies |
July 1, 2021

Wild Bill

This Western strives for both art and action but is mostly a waste of a talented cast.
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Movies |
June 8, 2021

All the Pretty Horses

This perplexing Western fails to showcase either horses or Matt Damon.
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Movies |
March 12, 2021

Posse

A flat attempt at a Revisionist Western that has no redeeming qualities other than Kirk Douglas' moustache.
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Movies |
March 4, 2021

Hannie Caulder

A thoroughly disappointing and cringe-inducing Western that fails its cast in every way possible.
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photo of an old Ford truck nearly buried in deep snow
Books |
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February 26, 2021

Jonah Hex: Shadows West

If you love Jonah Hex or want to get into the character, this is NOT the book for you.
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a tangle of barbed wire with dead grass on top of snow
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Movies |
February 1, 2021

Paint Your Wagon

There is no good reason to suffer through watching this musical Western. None.
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photo of a chopped wood pile 3 layers deep, dusted with snow
Books |
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January 2, 2021

Prophet Annie

This paranormal Western gives me the NO feeling in a big way.
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photo of a red tractor parked in snow, with a chestnut horse looking out from behind it between paddock fence rails
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Movies |
December 22, 2020

Cowboy Up

Run, don't walk, away from this movie. Even Kiefer Sutherland can't save it.
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photo of a chestnut mare in the foreground, with a bay gelding watching from behind a paddock fence
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Movies |
September 23, 2020

Stagecoach: The Texas Jack Story

If you're wondering about Judd Nelson in a Western, don't. Don't do it.
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photo of a bright yellow and orange sunset over a snow and ice-covered ranch driveway
Books |
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June 28, 2020

Blood Meridian

I'm clearly not McCarthy's target audience because this book was the absolute worst.
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Movies |
May 21, 2020

Hour of the Gun

It hurts to say it, but this is a terrible James Garner Western.
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sunshine on a cross country field
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Movies |
February 14, 2020

Wild Wild West

This movie shouldn't be allowed to call itself a Western.
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photo of a wooden carousel horse in a deserted indoor riding arena, surrounded by ground poles
Books |
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January 25, 2020

Unicorn Western: Full Saga

This book tries to be too many things, and succeeds at being none.
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Movies |
December 28, 2019

Bandidas

Even Salma Hayek doing dressage can't save this crushing disappointment.
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