A Book of Tongues
This hot mess of a story does nothing for any of the genres it strains to reach.
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Big Jake
This John Wayne dynasty Western is everyone's most or least favourite – you decide.
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A Man Called Sledge
A half-baked Spaghetti Western flop that you should avoid like half-baked spaghetti.
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The Wild Bunch
This supposed top-10 Western is self-indulgent and doesn't live up to the hype.
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Into the West
An epic Western miniseries that does nothing with its talented cast.
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Shalako
Connery gives a flat and unenjoyable performance in this disappointing Western.
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Wild Bill
This Western strives for both art and action but is mostly a waste of a talented cast.
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All the Pretty Horses
This perplexing Western fails to showcase either horses or Matt Damon.
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Posse
A flat attempt at a Revisionist Western that has no redeeming qualities other than Kirk Douglas' moustache.
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Hannie Caulder
A thoroughly disappointing and cringe-inducing Western that fails its cast in every way possible.
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Jonah Hex: Shadows West
If you love Jonah Hex or want to get into the character, this is NOT the book for you.
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Paint Your Wagon
There is no good reason to suffer through watching this musical Western. None.
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Prophet Annie
This paranormal Western gives me the NO feeling in a big way.
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Cowboy Up
Run, don't walk, away from this movie. Even Kiefer Sutherland can't save it.
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Stagecoach: The Texas Jack Story
If you're wondering about Judd Nelson in a Western, don't. Don't do it.
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