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Movies and books are types of art, and art is subjective. But at the end of the day, this art was f*cking terrible and I want my money back.
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October 20, 2024

The Pale Door

A confusing mess of a horror Western that isn't worth the price, even for free.
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October 12, 2024

Gallowwalkers

A must-miss abomination on the career of Wesley Snipes.
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Books |
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July 11, 2024

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

A moody telling of this story with almost no action and no likeable characters.
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April 28, 2024

Gunslinger’s Revenge

If ever a Western shouldn't have been made, this is probably it.
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April 12, 2024

White Comanche

Two Shatners for the price of one low, low-budget Western!
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Movies |
February 10, 2024

The Belle Starr Story

There isn't a single redeeming quality in this movie. Not one.
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Books |
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January 9, 2024

Marilee

A single trigger warning isn't enough for this icky dung-heap.
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Movies |
May 27, 2023

The Kentuckian

A painfully stupid Western with a plot I can't try to explain because it's stupid.
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Books |
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April 23, 2023

The Clincher

This is a terrible book, the end.
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Movies |
January 22, 2023

The Virginian (2014)

Another straight-to-DVD Western flop that we didn't need.
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Books |
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January 14, 2023

A Congregation of Jackals

A mind-numbing exercise in bad writing and gratuitous violence in the Old West.
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Movies |
December 8, 2022

Cry Macho

A disappointing entry into the Clint Eastwood Western database.
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Movies |
November 29, 2022

Ride in the Whirlwind

An overrated moody Western starring Jack Nicholson.
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Books |
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July 24, 2022

Red is the River

A cheap romance novel disguised as a Western, but it's not even a good cheap romance.
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Movies |
June 7, 2022

Gone to Texas

How dare you be so tedious that I lose interest in Sam Elliott!
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Movies |
March 13, 2022

Outlaws & Angels

Just avoid this movie at all costs.
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Books |
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February 17, 2022

A Book of Tongues

This hot mess of a story does nothing for any of the genres it strains to reach.
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Movies |
December 25, 2021

Big Jake

This John Wayne dynasty Western is everyone's most or least favourite – you decide.
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